1. "Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool!

2. "Thou art as fat as butter, yet not so greasy."

3. "Thou art a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy worsted-stocking knave."

4. "Thy tongue outvenoms all the worms of Nile."

5. "Thou cream-faced loon! Where got'st thou that goose look?"

6. "Thine face is not worth sunburning."

7. "Thou art like a toad; ugly and venomous."

8. "I'll beat thee, but I should infect my hands."

9. "Thy wit's as thick as Tewkesbury mustard."

10. "Thou sodden-witted lord! Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows."